I love life

There is nothing like riding down the road and seeing a miniature pony drop a massive load of Shiite.

Work was steady today, although it got really busy at the very end of the shift. which i loathe because by 17:59 hours I am ready to jet outta that bit och( I love the right hand click suggestions). Life as  911 peach can  have its ups and downs. The ups being the money (especailly when your a 24 year old woman in love with ordering  unnecessary shit off amazon.com) and the downers definitely being  the verbally abusing and anal douche lords we call cops ,sheriff deputy's, emt's and firemen. I often wonder if they all were required to get a certificate in ASS HOLINESS? After 5 years of this I still think some days why haven't I gone completely nuts and quit my job  to start working from home as a phone sex operator. I have been told on a few occasions I had a sexy voice( I think they were smoking some Buddha). Dispatching taint for the faint of heart. I learned that easily the first day but I guess it was in the stars that I stick around so one day I could tell my children-" momma used to sit at a console 11 hours day in a chair that attempted to turn my brown ass into cottage cheese....listened to drunk and sober people tell me their problems, attempted to be their therapist( unsuccessfully at times), took verbal beatings that left me feeling like a lower class racehorse, and ate food that is still circling the drain in the lower regions of my bowels." Maybe they will follow in my butt steps ( umm not!...hopefully they will aim high and become a janitor or a nail technician). Until later.

When a thought strikes...type with it.

Blogging is such a bitch! And anyone who excels at it I so envy.  I'm never sure what to put here,  I just don't want to bore myself or anyone else to happens to read it. Sometimes I wish my life was more exciting so I could jump on here and blab about how exciting my life is but instead you will usually read about all the average and normal stuff that happens to me. I'm not complaining just stating the way it is. My plan was for this blog to be really random and spontaneous. I'm trying to avoid being pretentious which usually doesn't work because whatever your trying not to be you usually become. Whatever. That Medifast diet I started is pretty cool so far but I'm definitely gonna do nutra system next time. Medifast wants you too eat a ''lean and green meal" along with the shit loads of bars and shakes they sent me. I'm like I'm not about to give yall $ 300 bucks so I can still go grocery shopping. The whole point of ordering you was so I could avoid the grocery store and the EVIL FAST FOOD! So I guess Nutra system wil be getting my $ 300 next month. But thanks any way medifast for that awesome $39.95 blender.

long time no see,,,,,see no long time.

Well Well Well my fellow WBLIA. It has been a while since I last logged in and left a post. I have had so much to do these days that I totally neglected my blogging duties. But I though it might be a good idea to drop in and say something of substance...maybe. I just finished reading Olivia Munn's book which was really freaking fantastic. It took me only 3 hours to read. I'm super looking forward to her next book. I finished Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix yesterday. I'm loving harry more and more everyday. The film adaptation was pretty good too. I fell of my exercise routine for a couple of days but I'll be back in effect hoy( that means today for you non-basic-Spanish- speaking folks.) I'm also starting that Medi-Fast diet too. So I will keep you guys posted on my $50 lb weight loss goal in the coming 2 weeks......Gotcha! I'm about to start Diabolic Codi's(these were the right click choices for her name) book Candy Girl so I keep you all posted on my thought about it soon. Not much else to say just wanted to say something today. Adios until next time.