Monday, August 23, 2010

Work was steady today, although it got really busy at the very end of the shift. which i loathe because by 17:59 hours I am ready to jet outta that bit och( I love the right hand click suggestions). Life as  911 peach can  have its ups and downs. The ups being the money (especailly when your a 24 year old woman in love with ordering  unnecessary shit off amazon.com) and the downers definitely being  the verbally abusing and anal douche lords we call cops ,sheriff deputy's, emt's and firemen. I often wonder if they all were required to get a certificate in ASS HOLINESS? After 5 years of this I still think some days why haven't I gone completely nuts and quit my job  to start working from home as a phone sex operator. I have been told on a few occasions I had a sexy voice( I think they were smoking some Buddha). Dispatching taint for the faint of heart. I learned that easily the first day but I guess it was in the stars that I stick around so one day I could tell my children-" momma used to sit at a console 11 hours day in a chair that attempted to turn my brown ass into cottage cheese....listened to drunk and sober people tell me their problems, attempted to be their therapist( unsuccessfully at times), took verbal beatings that left me feeling like a lower class racehorse, and ate food that is still circling the drain in the lower regions of my bowels." Maybe they will follow in my butt steps ( umm not!...hopefully they will aim high and become a janitor or a nail technician). Until later.

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